We’ve decided to take a break from our weekly game of Rightwing Bull***t to become what all podcasts strive to be: a true crime podcast.
Faith. Betrayal. Sex. Murder. On this week’s Drag ‘Em Race, the true story about Flordelis de Souza, full-time saint, part time cult leader, mother to 55 children, married to only one of those children. This queen truly slays the competition, and that’s because she literally murdered her husband. Start your engines, and may the best woman get arrested for heinous crimes!
Self Care Plan
Let’s talk about makeup self care, because we all want to be the prettiest drag queen we can be.
- Wash Your Brushes. Don’t let bacteria build up on those babies. Make sure to wash them after you use them, or your life could get as messy as this bitch’s
- Experiment! Try new things with color, glitter, whatever catches your eye. Don’t let what other people might say stop you, unless what they’re saying is “Maybe don’t adopt 37 children”
- Wear eyeliner. Eyeliner looks good on everyone, regardless of gender. Give yourself a cat’s eye and have the confidence of a woman who hasn’t married their adopted son