Drama Queen with a Hatchet | Carry A. Nation
On this episode, Ginger tells Ren a tale as old as time: about a 6-foot-tall religious lady in the early 1900s taking a hatchet to your local pub.
I’m No Lawyer | Sovereign Citizens
On this episode, we delve into the constitutional fanfiction that is sovereign citizens.
Are We The Baddies? | The History of American Policing
On this episode, Ginger tries to squeeze a 12-part PBS docuseries into just one podcast episode.
Well-Intentioned Nasty Boy | Franz Mesmer
On this episode, Ginger talks about magnets, magnetism, and Franz Mesmer, a man kicked out of Paris for being a pervert.
Autism Melts Steel Beams | Autism Speaks
On this episode, Ren decides to celebrate Autism Awareness month by talking about a group that hates autistic people, but, don’t worry, that feeling is mutual.
Feathery Gay Velociraptors | The Emu War
On this episode, Ginger recalls two wars humans declared on birds and subsequently lost.
Wine Moms But Angry | Black Rifle Coffee Company
On this episode, Ren and Ginger wonder aloud if the best part of waking up is fascism in your cup.
We’re Here For The Sex | Gender Reveal Parties
On this episode, Ren talks about the very recent phenomenon of burning down entire ecosystems in order to learn the shape of your unborn child’s genitals.
Can I Call You Dick? | Richard A. Gardner
On this episode, Ginger returns to her roots: true crime, bad science, and sexual predators.
Several Degrees in Mouth Stuff | Alexander Graham Bell
On this episode, Ginger discusses another historic inventor who was weirder (and worse) than you thought.
Horny on Main | Victor Hugo
On this episode, Ginger returns to her favorite subject: terminally horny historical figures.
QAnon Barbie | Marjorie Taylor Green
On this episode, Ren reminds us about the Golden Rule: The Internet doesn’t forget and it doesn’t forgive.
A Trunk Full of Foreskins | Intactivists
Welcome to the 50th episode of TFNG!
Off Brand Ann Coulter | Kelly Loeffler
On this episode, Ren takes us through the worst American Girl book, starring Kelly Lynn Loeffler, a woman who really wants you to forget she owns a castle.
This Sounds Really Familiar | The Wilmington Massacre of 1898
On this episode, Ginger talks about an event in history that bears no similarity to current events whatsoever.
Buck Versus The Balls on This Guy | Buck v. Bell
On this latest episode, Ginger tells a tale of a sh*tty law and a sh*ttier court case that would eventually become inspiration for the Nazis.
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Glass | The Year 2020
It’s New Year’s Eve, and it couldn’t have come soon enough!
Christmas Carnage | Good King Wenceslas & Les Bal des Ardents
Happy holidays! On this festive episode, Virginia takes us all the way back to medieval times, where folks celebrated their winter celebrations with turkey legs and torturing peasants on spiked wheels.
Yeet Your Feed | Parler
On this episode, Ren reminds us that where there’s smoke, there’s probably a dumpster fire composed entirely of racists kicked off of Twitter.
Grand Theft Auto 1890 | Henry Ford
On this episode, Ginger recollects on one of the most lauded industrialists and biggest antisemites in American history, Henry Ford.
Eat Your Local Billionaire | Boss Tweed
On this episode, Ginger takes us back to a time in American history where a rich blowhard used his political power to increase his own personal wealth. That’s right, back to the 1850’s.
Sex Idiot of the Far Right | Jacob Wohl
In this latest episode, Ren decides to take us back to one of the first episodes of TFNG and do a full expose on Boo Boo the Fool himself: Jacob Wohl.
Pick Your Fascist | The Caucasity! Game Show
Welcome to our second episode of the official TFNG game show, The Caucasity!
If By Christian You Mean Racist as F*** | Jerry Falwell Sr.
On today’s episode, Ginger introduces Ren to a man of morals, a man of faith, a man who said that feminists and gays caused 9/11.
Flordelis Murder Race | Flordelis de Souza
We’ve decided to take a break from our weekly game of Rightwing Bull***t to become what all podcasts strive to be: a true crime podcast.
The Caucasity! | A TFNG Game Show
On this very special episode, we are joined by Ren and Ginger’s collective husbands on a game show of “Which terrible person said this terrible thing?” Including such icons like Ronald Reagan, Phyllis Schlafly, Donald Trump, and a lot of jokes about how many dumb motherf***ers run our country.
1-800-CHILD-SLAVE-4U | Georgia Tann
Ginger takes Ren on a journey into the world of child trafficking, which surprisingly has nothing to do with satanic cabals or online furniture outlets.
An Ouroboros of Bull***t | QAnon
On today’s episode, Ren takes us on a journey to the worst part of the internet, where Beyonce is Italian and everyone’s a pedophile. That’s right, we’re talking Conspiracy with a capital Q.
F*** You, Moon | The Reagans & Astrology
On today’s episode, Ginger reads our star signs as she continues discussing the Reagans.
I Still Hate Ronald Reagan | Ronald Reagan
Welcome back, dear listeners! On today’s episode, Ren gets a belated birthday gift from Ginger, and it’s the best/worst gift ever.
Negbot 3000 | Matt Gaetz
Welcome back, dear listeners! Despite Ginger’s assertions, the Florida panhandle produces more than just alligators in MAGA hats.
We’re Going to Need a Sexier Horse | Richmond’s Monument Ave
Welcome back, dear listeners! If you’re an American who has been awake for the last one hundred years or so, you might have heard about all this ruckus about Confederate monuments.
A Complicated Woman With Slutty Hair | Meghan McCain
Welcome back, dear listeners. You ever wonder what would happen if a 2003 Teen Vogue magazine became a person? Well, look no further!
Tragic Sexy Bird | Nikola Tesla
Welcome back, dear listeners! You know we love a weirdo and a pervert here at TFG. Hell, that’s practically Ginger’s brand. And, there are none weirder and pervier than Nikola Tesla.
The Curation of Karen | The “Karen” Meme
Welcome back, dear listeners? Here’s an age-old question: what’s in a name? Specifically, a name that’s become a widespread meme, symbolizing botched bobs, speaking to management, and an entitled attitude.
Hollywood Squares | Will Hays
Welcome back, bright-eyed ingenues! On this episode, we’re heading straight to Tinseltown, where everyone’s dreams come true, particularly one man’s dream to ruin everyone else’s good time.
Manchild, The Episode | Peter III of Russia
Welcome back, dear listeners! On this most auspicious day, the day that Hulu releases its brand new series ‘The Great,’ we figured we would give you the lowdown on one of its primary figures. No, not Catherine the Great, but her husband, Peter the Mediocre At Best.
Big Freedom Energy | Anti-Quarantine Protesters
Welcome back, dear listeners! Spring is here, Ren and Ginger are still figuring out their sound equipment, and did you hear about this “pandemic” thing going on?
You Can Feel The Boner Behind It | Richard Wagner
Welcome back, dear listeners! Ren and Ginger continue to take on the technical challenges that plague this hellscape we are all trapped in. In the meantime, do you know what Adolf Hitler and Bugs Bunny have in common?
Stop Teaching the Incels Tai Chi | Semen Retention
Welcome back, dear listeners! In this episode, Ren and Ginger brave this brave new world of remote tele-podcasting to talk about a new way to wellness: semen retention. That’s right, you can blue-ball your way to wellness, gain irresistible magnetic attraction, and achieve god-like powers. Sure, you may find yourself in bed with misogynists, incels,…
Vampires Are Gay as Sh*t | Anita Bryant
Welcome back, dear listeners! This week, Ginger takes us on the wildest f***ing ride down to the sunny shores of Florida, where a not-quite-dead Anita Bryant first started her anti-gay crusade.
Bloomberg 2: Electric Boogaloo | Michael Bloomberg | Part 2
Welcome back, dear listeners. Ren and Ginger return for Part 2 of our Michael Bloomberg episode, because we love you all so much.
You Know, Like an Innocent Person | Michael Bloomberg | Part 1
Welcome back, dear listeners! In our very first two-parter here at This F***ing Guy!, Ren explains to Ginger why Michael Bloomberg, former Democratic presidential candidate, is the literal worst.
The Racist-Ass Strategy | The Southern Strategy
Welcome back, dear listeners! To finish out our Black History Month mission of calling out racist shenanigans, Ginger talks about the Southern Strategy, which is why Republicans get to say they’re “the party of Lincoln” while still using the phrase “the War of Northern Aggression.”
Announcement!
Hello, dear listeners! TFNG is on hiatus this week, as Ren has a freshly baked niece, and she simply cannot record an episode when she needs to be there in person to make Wallace Shawn comparisons. See you next week!
Live from Rush’s Bedroom Toilet | Rush Limbaugh
Welcome back, dear listeners. Sorry for the delay; did you know that they don’t teach you audio editing in undergraduate social work programs? No matter! On this week’s episode, Ren discusses how difficult it is to talk about someone’s legacy, especially when that someone is Rush Limbaugh.
The Dolores Umbridge of American Politics | Phyllis Schlafly
Welcome back, dear listeners. Ginger takes us back into the Dead Asshole Archives to talk about NOT another U.S. president! Instead, we will be talking about Phyllis Schlafly, a woman who did her damnedest to screw over other women.
The Love Letters of Warren G. Harding | Bonus Episode
Hello Dear Listeners. Have you ever wanted your ears to melt off? Not yet? Well, join us as we read the love letters of Warren G. Harding (president and Sam the Eagle impersonator) to his mistress. Featuring special guest, Jerry!
Live, Laugh, Love, and Don’t Shoot ’Til You See the Whites of Their Eyes | Kaitlin Bennett
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ren decides to educate Ginger on Kaitlin Bennett. You know, Kaitlin Bennett?
A YA Novel for Fiscal Conservatives | Warren G. Harding
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ginger dives back into the Dead Asshole Archives to unearth–you guessed it–another US president! It’s amazing how many of those guys are in there.
Female Psychopath Dot Net | The 22 Convention
Welcome back, listeners. On today’s episode, Ren invites Ginger to the 22 Convention, the “mansplaining” event of the century, where men use terms like “manosphere,” “patriarch,” and “sexual marketplace” to teach women how to be great again.
Off-Roading Trains | The West Virginia Coal Wars
Welcome back, dear listeners. We hope you all had a lovely holiday season and, in the spirit of the New Year, Ginger has decided to try something new from Dead Asshole Archives.
Putting the “Nude” Back in Christmas | The War On Christmas
Welcome back, dear listeners. It’s that most wonderful time of the year, the time when dedicated soldiers from across America fight in the worst conflict in all of human history. That’s right, it’s “The War on Christmas.”
The Forest Gump of Bull***t | Roy Cohn
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ginger dives back into the Dead Asshole Archives to unearth Roy Cohn, the living embodiment of all those lawyers-are-evil jokes.
Please Don’t Bleach Your Children | Kerri Rivera
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this week’s episode, Ren dives into the anti-vax biosphere to discuss Kerri Rivera, mother, grifter, and purveyor of bleach.
No, Tommy. No. | Woodrow Wilson
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ginger dives into the Dead Asshole archives and dredges up another Nobel Prize winner and our very first president, Woodrow Wilson.
The Cooch | Ken Cuccinelli
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ren takes on Ginger’s unknowing and yet well-deserved arch nemesis, Ken Cuccinelli.
A Striking Turnip in an Architectural Kentucky Derby Hat | Ayn Rand
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ginger takes the lead to talk about pretentious writer and Dead Asshole, Ayn Rand.
Just Don’t F***ing Do It | Blackface, Cultural Appropriation, And Halloween
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, we play with a new format and explore a seasonal theme. We’re talking ghosties, we’re talking ghoulies, we’re talking… shitty Pocahontas costumes?
Literally No Impact | Jacob Wohl
Join us for this mini-episode in which Ren reviews the trolling exploits of Jacob Wohl. Sources: Literally just Wikipedia and Ren’s own knowledge bank.
Racism, Memes, and Why We Drink | D.W. Griffith & Carpe Donktum
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, we delve into the gross racism and incitement to violence bestowed upon us by D.W. Griffith and “memesmith” Carpe Donktum. You heard us.
Two Guys, Bad Science | Peter Vlaming & Daniel Carleton Gajdusek
Welcome to the inaugural episode of This F***ing Guy! Join Ren and Ginger as they discuss the lives and horrific hijinks of Peter Vlaming and Daniel Carleton Gajdusek. Content warning for… everything, guys. Specifically, transphobia, child sexual abuse, animal abuse, and cannibalism. It’s gonna be weird.
Preparing to Launch!
Hello, one and all, which is mostly just one because we are just starting this thing. Welcome to This F***ing Guy! It’s a podcast, or at least it will be! There are episodes, when I finally figure out how to upload them! So, mostly, get excited for what’s to come. Cheers, Ren
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