Ren Martinez
Ren is a thirty-something Lost Boy whose personal aesthetic is “suspected of witchcraft by local villagers.” She subscribes to cheerful nihilism, the destruction of the patriarchy, and the belief that glitter makes everything better.
She is also a Richmond-based writer and performer who has fiction and non-fiction work found in a variety of publications, such as The Mary Sue, RVA Magazine, The Quotable, and Nostrovia Press. She is currently the fiction editor and regular contributor at Quail Bell Magazine. Now, she can add podcasting to the list of things she procrastinates on.
Find out more at renmartinez.com or read her dumbass thoughts on Instagram @queerforcryptids or Twitter @queerforcryptid
Ginger Golub
Ginger is a thirty-something, pasty woman with all the robustness of a sixty-something woman who is still pasty. Her vibe is “Janeane Garofalo watched a lot of Outlander.” She really likes rodents and small dogs that look like rodents. She talks about planning her wedding a lot.
She is a Richmond-based social worker and musician. Well, aspiring musician. Honestly, she’s not sure how hard she’s aspiring, but she can play the banjo. She is the mother of two rescue chihuahuas, including Beans, who will not get the fuck out of our studio. I DON’T HAVE ANY PEPPERONIS FOR YOU, BEANS.
What People Say
These girls clearly enjoy their liquor.
Walt Disney
Hilarious, but also I’m crying? Is that normal?
Mary Shelley
Man, these people really are assholes.
Dr. Seuss
The Void Will See You Now 