Feathery Gay Velociraptors | The Emu War

On this episode, Ginger recalls two wars humans declared on birds and subsequently lost.

First, the Emu Wars of Australia, where the military sent two machine guns to wipe out 20,000 birds the size of Tom Cruise with the same energy. And, like a real life cartoon, it goes about the way you expect. Second, the time when Maoist China declared war on sparrows, took it way to seriously, and millions died from starvation. Basically, the moral of the story is don’t f*** with birds. Featuring the benefits of buying secondhand birds, Ren’s lifelong feud with a parrot, and the odds of Ginger winning in a fistfight with an infant. Bonus: DJ and DJ Sr. making way too much noise.

Self Care Plan

We have only one tip: don’t fuck with birds.


Published by The Void Will See You Now

The Void Will See You Now is a podcast about self-care; if self-care is one long scream into the void.

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