On this episode, Ginger returns to her favorite subject: terminally horny historical figures.
Victor Hugo is most well known for ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’ and ‘Le Miserables’, two very sad stories that became hugely popular musicals that Ren sings while in the shower. He was also a noted poet, an outspoken statesman, and a giant pervert who kept a secret f*** diary. Truly, la vie boheme. Featuring live bats, all things French ™, and a world united by the desire to be stepped on by a ten-foot-tall vampire lady.
Self Care Plan
In honor of Victor Hugo giving his wife a bat in an envelope, I’m going to use this self-care plan to give you some rabies prevention tips!
- Vaccinate pets and keep them away from outdoor and wild animals.
- Don’t approach wild animals. Or animals inside the zoo. And for the love of god, don’t eat them.
- Keep bats out of the home. Stay away from areas with bats such as caves and love letters from Victor Hugo
Citations
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hugo
- https://www.britannica.com/biography/Victor-Hugo/Last-years-1870-85
- https://www.biography.com/writer/victor-hugo
- https://www.notablebiographies.com/Ho-Jo/Hugo-Victor.html
- https://isreview.org/issue/89/enduring-relevance-victor-hugo
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Trébuchet
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Misérables
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunchback_of_Notre-Dame
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_III
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adèle_Hugo
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Fanneau_de_La_Horie
- https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2018/dec/30/party-tricks-and-naked-writing-the-eccentric-life-of-victor-hugo
- https://books.google.com/books?id=YlBQ8G56X7YC&pg=PA180&lpg=PA180&dq=Victor+hugo+nine+times+sex&source=bl&ots=K0M1xIZk6C&sig=A6kPnyCv8ODN2IYxtxbOjQP5hMQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ5K235-XUAhVh7oMKHZDuDe4Q6AEIPTAF#v=onepage&q=Victor%20hugo%20nine%20times%20sex&f=false
- https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/502428/5-utterly-bizarre-facts-about-victor-hugo
- https://www.factinate.com/people/facts-victor-hugo/
- https://www.discoverwalks.com/blog/paris/top-10-interesting-facts-about-victor-hugo/
- https://www.thefactsite.com/victor-hugo-facts/
- https://everyfactever.com/20-facts-about-victor-hugo/
- https://www.documentarytube.com/articles/five-fascinating-facts-about-victor-hugo–one-of-the-greatest-writers-of-all-time
- https://androom.home.xs4all.nl/biography/p026129.htm
- https://www.afr.com/politics/hugo-larger-than-life-remains-remote-as-ever-19980123-jlcnw
- https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/bonkers-life-les-miserables-author-10712715
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François-Victor_Hugo
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