In this latest episode, Ren decides to take us back to one of the first episodes of TFNG and do a full expose on Boo Boo the Fool himself: Jacob Wohl.
Young, dumb, and full of commitment to keep doing fraud, Jacob is a far-right troll, conspiracy theorist, and baby man whose schemes include repeatedly making false accusations of sexual assault while using his mom’s phone number. Featuring a bad microphone, the E-Trade baby, and Chester the Cheetah’s sexual energy. Also, a wild Karen dog appears!
Self Care Plan
It’s the fall, and I dont care if the pandemic is still raging, I’m gonna celebrate the season goddammit.
- Drink pumpkin spice lattes. You don’t have to if you don’t like them, but don’t let assholes on Twitter shame you for drinking delicious lattes or falsely accuse you of sexual assault.
- Eat candy. It’s the time for Reese’s pumpkins and skull and bone Sweetarts. Just slide one arm all the way down the candy aisle like an adult that hasn’t committed massive voter fraud.
- Vote. Just vote.
Citations
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Wohl
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/10/01/wohl-robocall-michigan/
- https://www.aol.com/article/2015/03/17/high-school-student-becomes-a-hedge-fund-manager/21154545/
- https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna929726
- https://valuewalkpremium.com/2016/04/nex-capital/
- https://www.thecut.com/2020/05/who-is-jacob-wohl-failed-smears.html
- https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/jacob-wohl-smear-attempt-just-makes-elizabeth-warren-seem-cool.html
- https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-left-a-hipster-coffee-shop
- https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-technology-arrests-michigan-voting-rights-e0d49155dc8f347b1347cf779fd43812
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