Welcome back, dear listeners! You know we love a weirdo and a pervert here at TFG. Hell, that’s practically Ginger’s brand. And, there are none weirder and pervier than Nikola Tesla.
Yes, that Tesla, genius inventor, president of the Edison-Was-A-Hack club, and owner of very large thumbs. Who else would cause a lightning storm when his sugar daddy fell through, or pay his rent with a death ray, or fall in love with a woman of the avian persuasion? Still don’t believe us? Well, I guess you’ll have to tune in and find out for yourself!
Self Care Plan
- Try animal therapy. Communing with animals is proven to demonstrably reduce stress. Pet a cat, play with a dog, but under no circumstances fuck a pigeon.
- Enjoy the food you eat. A balanced diet is important, but it’s also important to make sure you’re not just eating bread, liquid and boiled things. That bad. Do not do that.
- Open your mail when you get it. I know it can be stressful, but if you wait too long, you might just realize that, oops, it’s been 23 years and I forgot to pay that hotel $20,000 so now I have to sell my death ray. And no one wants to sell their death ray.
Citations
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
- https://www.livescience.com/46720-nikola-tesla-158th-anniversary.html
- https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/65857/time-nikola-tesla-paid-his-hotel-room-death-ray
- https://www.history.com/news/9-things-you-may-not-know-about-nikola-tesla
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_ray
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nikola_Tesla_patents
- https://www.history.com/news/nikola-tesla-files-declassified-fbi
- https://www.forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2017/03/25/the-crazy-amazing-life-of-immigrant-nikola-tesla/#5d46644a7dd5
- https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/extraordinary-life-nikola-tesla-180967758/
- https://www.britannica.com/story/nikola-teslas-weird-obsession-with-pigeons
- https://www.businessinsider.com/the-secret-life-of-nikola-tesla-2015-10#through-his-life-tesla-never-married-but-he-once-claimed-he-fell-in-love-with-a-pigeon-12
- https://teslauniverse.com/nikola-tesla/articles/nikola-tesla-and-women-only-love-great-scientist
- https://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/why-nikola-tesla-is-an-unlikely-hero-to-mens-rights-act-1661132299
- https://teslasciencecenter.org/about-nikola-tesla/
- https://www.energy.gov/articles/top-11-things-you-didnt-know-about-nikola-tesla
- https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/05/18/nikola-tesla-wasnt-god-and-thomas-edison-wasnt-the-devil/#103377311a21https://www.pbs.org/tesla/prodo/po_whonikola.html
- https://www.britannica.com/biography/Nikola-Tesla
- https://www.history.com/topics/inventions/nikola-tesla
- https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-rise-and-fall-of-nikola-tesla-and-his-tower-11074324/
- https://www.biography.com/inventor/nikola-tesla
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