Stop Teaching the Incels Tai Chi | Semen Retention

Welcome back, dear listeners! In this episode, Ren and Ginger brave this brave new world of remote tele-podcasting to talk about a new way to wellness: semen retention. That’s right, you can blue-ball your way to wellness, gain irresistible magnetic attraction, and achieve god-like powers. Sure, you may find yourself in bed with misogynists, incels, and even Nazis, but sacrifices are necessary in order to achieve enlightenment. Namaste.

Self Care Plan

Let’s talk about sexual self care, since it’s on brand for today.

  1. Communicate with your partner. Talking about sex and sharing our sexual desires like it is any other pleasurable activity is the first way to move everything in a positive direction. Have open dialogue with your partner about sex and safety, and remember that no everyone speaks fluent womanese.
  2. Prioritize your orgasm. Sexual pleasure should be just as much a priority for women as it is for men. Know about your body and don’t be afraid to ask for what gets you off, even if that means remaining under the sexual control of the Elders of Zion
  3. Masturbate. Masturbating is a great way to just focus on you, and has a ton of benefits, like improving your mood and gaining the ability to teleport.


Published by The Void Will See You Now

The Void Will See You Now is a podcast about self-care; if self-care is one long scream into the void.

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