Welcome back, dear listeners! In our very first two-parter here at This F***ing Guy!, Ren explains to Ginger why Michael Bloomberg, former Democratic presidential candidate, is the literal worst.
We explore Mike’s humble beginnings before launching a golden parachute into a corporate environment where short skirts were “necessary” for promotions, pregnant women lost job opportunities, and coworker body shots were encouraged. And, all of this before Mike became Mayor! Listeners, we are very tired. Come join us in our exhaustion. (Jammies not included).
Self Care Plan
Let’s focus on frugal self-care tips, because not all of us are laid off from prestigious Wall Street investment firms with a 10 million dollar golden parachute.
- Visit your local library. Always free and full of knowledge, visit your local library to read the newest bestsellers, learn new things, or get connected to your communities. All you need is a library card, which will do everything and will not in anyway sexually harass you.
- Watch funny videos on Youtube. Cat videos are the internet’s best gift to humanity. Wind down with some Vine compilations or animatics inspired by podcasts, and rest with the knowledge that you no longer have to skip through another Mike Bloomberg for president ad.
- Call a loved one to tell them you love them. And how much you despise Mike Bloomberg.
Citations
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_v._Ohio
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop-and-frisk_in_New_York_City#Measurement_of_stop-and-frisk_in_New_York_City
- https://www.city-journal.org/html/why-we-need-broken-windows-policing-13696.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayoralty_of_Michael_Bloomberg
- https://www.mikebloomberg.com/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salomon_Brothers
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subprime_mortgage_crisis
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortgage-backed_security
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomberg_L.P.
- https://www.villagevoice.com/2001/10/30/bloombergs-sexual-blind-spot/
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/context/sekiko-sakai-garrison-v-michael-bloomberg-and-bloomberg-l-p/6d9bea84-4783-4b88-8866-26bddfb14b6d/
- https://www.eeoc.gov/eeoc/newsroom/release/9-27-07.cfm
- https://www.reuters.com/article/us-bloomberg-bias-lawsuit-idUSBRE9880UI20130909
- https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/09/mike-bloomberg-comments-women-metoo/570448/
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/29/AR2007072900223_pf.html
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